Why Apple Sucks

10. November, 2017

People often ask my why I hate Apple products. My answer: “I’m not compatible.”

I was always looking for a good example what I mean. In my hands, Apple products crash, show weird behavior or important features are utterly broken.

Case in point: Apple has released an “everyone can write an App” course on iTunes. Here is what I did:

  1. I clicked the link
  2. itunes.apple.com opened in my web browser
  3. A few seconds, nothing happened
  4. Then I got a message box: “Do you want to open this link in iTunes?”
  5. Uhh… yes?
  6. iTunes opened. Showing my music library. Where is the product that you were supposed to open? Thanks for wasting 10 seconds of my life.
  7. Clicked the link again.
  8. Clicked “yes” again
  9. Now iTunes shows a page with “Swift Playgrounds”. Probably what I wanted to see, I’m not sure anymore.
  10. I click on the product.
  11. iTunes opens a web page in my browser. WTF???? What’s the point of having iTunes when it can’t even download something!?
  12. The web page says “Please install iTunes.”
  13. I give up.

That’s one example in which Apple products waste my time. It’s almost always like that.

Apple, I hate you.


Handling FAIL

5. May, 2011

Sony way

Amazon way.

Amazon downtime: Between two and four days.

Sony downtime: Still counting.

Which one do you prefer?