Artificial Intelligence Joke

16. January, 2015

Slightly adjusted version of a Dilbert strip:

Boss: I want you to create an artificial intelligence that is as smart as me.

Engineer: OK.

Ten minutes pass.

Engineer: Done.

Boss: Wow, you’re fast.

Engineer: … Yes.


Dilbert: Making Room on Your Hard Drive…

19. August, 2011

Some messages you don’t want to hear from a software installer:

“Found credit card number … placing orders for other products you need … making room on your hard drive …”

From this old Dilbert strip.